Independently Dramatic Tote Bag
The Independently Dramatic Tote Bag delivers historical drama with a modern twist. One side features a surreal reimagining of the signing of the Declaration of Independence: a regal, anthropomorphic eagle — mane flowing, outfit immaculate — smirks at a sad, poorly dressed turkey leaving the room. Hovering above him: “Until we convene at Thanksgiving.”
Flip the bag over and you get a clean, old‑timey stacked equation: 1776 + ∞ A nod to the idea that the drama never really ends.
Printed on a black, eco‑friendly tote, this bag blends classical painting energy with glitch‑color detailing and a healthy dose of patriotic pettiness.
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Eco‑friendly material
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Strong handles for daily use
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High‑quality, full‑color print
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Double‑sided artwork
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Lightweight, durable, and perfect for books, groceries, or emotional support snacks
For history lovers, chaos enjoyers, and anyone who appreciates a little Founding‑Father fanfiction in their everyday carry.
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More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: OMGIKRight?!
- Email: contact@support.omgikright.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
